TRENDS: Big Pimpin' Edition

My pal Megan is an artist. Not the fake kind that has their CPA, and then when you ask them to hang out, instead of being chill and talking about Andrei Tarkovsky movies, instead likes to dart around like they're all eccentric and organic and have "Happenings" where they drink all the Night Train in your pantry and talk about having a sit-in. (the genie from Aladdin is one such example of this type of "artist")

But Megan is fly. She went to art school (come on, who didn't, ha) & her art is really sharp and kind of disturbing in totally cuddly, relatable ways. For example, she may have a really great drawing of some friends genuinely enjoying a rhubarb pie, but then you see their teeth and you're like, "weird what's going on there?"

Plus she's a 1984 Wood Rat and obviously deserves the kudos of a princess from Valhalla! mmm, kudos.

She even came up with these tremendously cute AND Ready-to-Wear pre-fall sneakers. Her pre-fall collection is pre-Fab if you ask me. And I know you would.





I think she's still selling the shoes, in case you are smart enough to realize they are THE Must Haves of the season. Check out her Tumbler HERE for more info and be amazed and awed. Or her blog HERE where you'll be instantly at least 3 times cooler (like temperature-wise; it will make you feel at ease and chilled off. Out. Whatev, i didn't go to Weather Doctor school).

Moustaches

Really? Why do you still have one?

Gross. Hello, it’s not 1871 or prior anymore, people. We all know who the last president to have a moustache was (hint: it was one of the bathtub sticking ones)…and frankly, I don’t understand why you would want to be associated with the fattest, richest president in our lexicon of fat rich presidents.

And don’t those get food stuck in them? And like, numerous other particles?

Of course, I'm sure there are some perks

And, I can see how they act as front line nose hairs for all of the pollution and poisonous gas floating around in our oxygen and I am always very grateful of my nose hairs filtering air and making it a more reasonable temperature for my throat and lungs to deal with. So I’m not knocking nose hairs in general – nose hairs are great! Just seeing other gentlemen’s roam around freely is sort of…old worldish to me.

I do enjoy those really long handlebar ones that like genies and stuff have. Genies are great! And I bet if you have a genie, you don’t even need nose hairs anymore. Just wish for cleaner air. Al Gore, I’m looking at you.