About

I am an Aquarius Rat.
You probably think that term is bogus or insulting or both if you don't know about astrology ...but if you DO know about astrology you are probably like, "Wow, I'm jealous.  You're like Galileo!" or if you know about astrology and you aren't compatible with Aquarius Rats, you're probably like, "GROSS.  And I bet she never shuts up."  
So everyone gets to be right with astrology - Yay.

Anyway, I am a 2/25/1984 born at 5:29AM.

Which, for silly sun-related reasons, Blogger and most other western-based astrology calendars call this a PISCES Rat.  So I grew up thinking for my entire life up until I met my spirit animal and debonaire tiger-about-town, the Ace, that I was a Pisces and always read the Pisces horoscope sections of newspapers & websites wondering, "Hmm, that doesn't sound like me.  Maybe I'm just a late bloomer.  Yuck.  Or maybe I'm lying to myself about who I really am and my whole life is just a joke.  Depressing."  But luckily, the Ace set me straight and now I am setting you straight - if you think I'm a pisces, check yourself because I'm an Aquarius.  PROOF:  Aquarius's take lame-0 pictures of themselves on Halloween after 5 too many Almond Joys.  See below. (note candy-filled pumpkin in the background)

I like horses, juicing with my Omega 8005 single gear masticating juicer, reading Manga, dinosaurs, yoga, cakes, Buddhism, more cakes, I am trying to learn to draw and I want to design my own jewelry and sell it so I can buy horses and cakes and my own land in the middle of nowhere because I have people phobias.  And really, that is the best introduction to an Aquarius Rat that I can imagine.
Testify!