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Showing posts with label Healthy Choice is gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Healthy Choice is gross. Show all posts

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Life Force Energy, or How I realized raw food eating is like Reading Rainbow

Come along - as I take you on a Life Journey that nicely correlates to a book that I read...

(property of PBS, not me)

A few years ago, the Ace was reading the Celestine Prophecy on google books. We talked about it off and on, since one of his main takeaways of the book was the idea of acidic and alkaline foods.

It's an interesting topic and it makes sense -- healthy foods like fruits and vegetables produce a more alkaline environment in the body; not-so-healthy foods like colas and refined breads produce a more acidic environment in the body. The distinction is important because the human body is naturally more alkaline and so in its natural state, is more inclined toward health. Things like cancer grow in acidic pH environments...obvious benefits of eating healthy, right? You get to be healthy and sans tumors!

So we kind of got into researching acidic/alkaline for a while and eventually, the Ace bought the book Raw Food Life Force Energy by Natalia Rose. I wanted to read it, but I was reading a few other things at the time - plus I think we had just gotten Metal Gear Solid 4 -but finally after about a year, I realized if I really wanted to benefit from any of it, I was going to have to read it myself.


Changed my life.


From about age 14, I always kind of needed to lose around 20 pounds. 251421_f520

When I read Rose's book, I finally realized why, no matter what, my body stubbornly refused. She outlines a method of eating that I am sure would revolutionize any lifestyle - quick exit combining and eating living foods.

Basically, most of us have grown up eating Dead Food. We may think the fruits and vegetables we're consuming from cans or in TV Dinners are relatively healthy (they're low in salt and saturated fat, right?) but in actuality, those foods are processed, refined, cooked to the point of having very little benefit. It's sort of like eating flavored ash. And the preservatives & unnatural flavorings injected in them to enhance taste (which, forgive me, Healthy Choice, but it doesn't work) are essentially petrochemicals.


Eating Living Food (food that has not been heated over 120 degrees F) is the First step on the path for the die-hard freezer section junkie. Fresh fruit and vegetables (the most alkaline of foods) have the highest "Life force energy" or high frequency vibrations (without getting too detailed into her research, food grown closest to the sun receives more of its wavelength/vibrational energy and cleans out our cells - much like sunshine feeds plants, plants transmute the sun's energy to living animals). This means raw fruits, tasty salads, unpasturized goat cheeses (bovine dairy is for making baby cows into big cows, but goat's milk and its cheese is much more digestible for humans - and in unpasturized form is alkaline!), and high quality fish. You can still eat cooked foods of course, but in moderation. And steamed vegetables usually walk a line between 100-110 degrees (steam is 212 degrees but the veggies don't get that hot), so I have a bowl of steamed carrots and broccoli almost every day with dinner.

Second, Proper Combining! Stop combining meat with bread or cheese with bread. And only eat fruit by itself - fruit should never be eaten as a dessert or within 3 hours of eating another food type. This is because stomach acid uses different enzymes to digest different foods. Fruit is actually digested in the small intestine if it is the only thing in your stomach, that's how quick it leaves the stomach. If you have meat and fruit in your stomach at once - the enzymes needed for both separate foods neutralize one another and leave putrefying, fermenting food to decompose in your stomach for 8+ hours. Plus if you also ate some bread with that same meal, you may be brewing moonshine in your tummy.
And be ready for some butt hurt tomorrow.


Check out Natalia Rose's blog and her books for much more detailed information and eating plans. I just wanted to share since this method of eating and living has become an integral part of my life and has really given me a lot to rejoice over.


But don't take my word for it!

(Property of PBS, not me)

Note: I realize this episode has nothing to do with food or healthy lifestyles (quite the opposite in fact)...but of all the Reading Rainbow clips I could find, this one has a lot of Levar talking & not annoying 5 year olds pretending to read.
Also for my friend, JE.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA OF THE WEEK

I actually have a few today. Seriously, we're all gonna get stinking, filthy rich.

1).Meat Shakes.

Sell themselves, right?

2). Ice cream delivery service. It’s like pizza delivery, but instead – it’s ice cream. Ice Cream takeout. I am just blowing my mind with outrageous brilliance right now. Why hasn’t anyone done this? Let me set the scene.

It’s Thursday night. You’ve had a long day, your feet hurt and you just finished your Hamburger Helper while catching up on some work emails. (you workaholic!...but lovely shawl)

You need to relax and your favorite Marx Brother’s comedy just became available on Watch Instantly. Some ice cream would really help you unwind. In your mind you see this
ice-cream-complicated-cone


It's tantalizing you like some kind of oasis mirage in a desert (plus, I think Hamburger Helper has hypnogogic properties - you need to start eating real food, OK?). But there’s no way you’re going back out again into the fray…it's insane out there. Everyone sweaty and mean, brazenly grabbing and pushing - ready to death-fight you for Ice cream! Everyone!

Not to mention you’re already so cozy. Plus, you’re single/drunk/your significant other is as cozy as you are and there’s no way you’re getting any ice cream unless someone brings it to you. You’ll even buy. You would spend $10-$400 if someone brought you some ice cream right now.

But wait!
They Will!...TA DA! Money in the bank. And it’s for such a worthy cause.
(me eating ice cream is the noblest of not remotely noble causes)

For me, as I'm sure it is for everyone, the ice cream Roller Coaster is quite an episodic wandering for the soul. Because you really want it, and then you don't have any...but you wanted it enough that you get some!! It's just such a cleansing journey - basically like Dante's Inferno but for the modern warrior. I think I can illustrate:

When I experience Ice Cream, I hear and see exactly this

Ice Cream delivery will help bring love and joy to this lonely world. Forever's gonna start tonight.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Proportional Munchings

EATING eating chomping.

I’m so hungry right now, you guys. I have two bananas that I got at Costco, and they were so flipping green that I thought, oh great – finally I won’t have 1 or 2 bananas that go bad and therefore waste thousands of cents on nothing, these will definitely be eaten while they are ripe. Well I waited. And Waited. And it’s now Tuesday at 4:39 (I got these on Saturday) and these bananas are so green I could use them to hammer siding. Seriously, it’s bad. So my eating for the day has consisted of…juice. This morning. At 8AM. Yeah. I’m freaking starving. I’m probably going to eat someone’s face off on the way home. I just emailed the Ace (all spirit animals have smart phones) and was like “Food ME inside my stomach chewing. Can you do that please now?” Engrish is my third language.

And I was like so serious in the email trying to express that it was essential I eat right as soon as I get home, and then I read it after I sent it (just to make sure there were no typos or anything because I’m that neurotic) and that was basically what I typed. Stellar.

My stomach feels like two pieces of plywood rubbing against one another and sawdust is flying all over the place making people cough. Similar to that.

And I have the Home Improvement theme stuck in my head. Curse you, Tool Man! When I hear the home improvement theme song that means it is 8PM on a Wednesday night, I’m in 7th grade and I’m enjoying a Healthy Choice spaghetti and peas dinner with my mother while she indulges in a microwaved baked potato with some fat free salsa. And maybe a slice of light wheat bread with light margarine. And NOTHING ELSE. If you want something else, you can have a piece of fruit, you don’t need any more bread.

So, you can see why HI is making me feel slightly delirious – on top of my ravenous-ness.

GAAAAH, I would crawl across hot coals for some of those Healthy Choice peas. TV Dinners are the equivalent of eating salted crude oil and I wouldn’t pass one up right now. Why?!


Let's all just pretend to be space sailors to drown out the hunger growls.